Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • What fresh hell is this? Fun Cards by Erin Smith Art
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  • Kindness...Sprinkle that shit everywhere! Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'Drama Keeps Following Me Around' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I’ve had it with this Inspirational Bullshit Greeting Card
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  • Today I am going to Give it My Some... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Maybe she's crazy! Or, maybe she needs carbs Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I’m kinda hazy where that fine line is... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' today I will think evil thoughts...and try NOT to say them out loud ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith by Erin Smith
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  • Another fine day ruined by Responsibility .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' son of a b**tch.. i wonder what else my mother was right about? ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'my face hurts. from pretending to like you' Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Namaste...Greeting Card
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  • I'm have one of those days where I just want to say 'Fuck You' and grab a couple beers, and deploy the emergency slide.... Blue sky with a little girl dressed in an adult suit holding a jet...Matching red envelope
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  • ' You got One Shot .. Make everyone Wonder ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my whole life consists of wondering ... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I'm So Happy I finally figured it out ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • GREETING CARD, PINK ENVELOPE. | TAN, WOODEN HOUSE/DARK BROWN DOOR-4 WINDOW TRANSOM | CLASSIFIEDS ON DOO/BLACK AND WHITE BUTTERFLY ON CLASSIFIEDS | OUT: “THERE COMES A TIME WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. A NO SMOKING, REGULAR EXERCISE, GLUTEN FREE, MULTIVITAMIN, YOGA, NO CARBS, LOW SUGAR, PROBIOTICS, MEDITATION, BOOT CAMP, NO ALCOHOL, FLAX SEED, VEGAN, LOCALLY GROWN, LIFESTYLE.” IN: ‘…GOOD LUCK NOT DYING OF FUCKING BOREDOM. HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
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  • GREETING CARD | BACKGROUND: WOODEN SLATS BRIGHT PURPLE-BLUE FLOWERS/YOUNG GIRL SITTING ON STONE BENCH, LEANING ON STONE TABLE/LIGHT-COLORED HAIR/LONG-SLEEVED, WHITE BLOUSE UNDER DARK JUMPER-LIKE DRESS/WHITE SOCKS/BLACK SHOES | OUTSIDE: “IT’S EXHAUSTING BEING A LOVER AND NOT A FIGHTER...ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW ONE GOOD SMACK WOULD END IT.”/INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • ' You obviously have no idea who you are dealing with ' .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • ' if mom doesn't know where it is ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | LIGHT TAN WITH HANDWRITTEN LETTER/BROWN LAND AND GRASSES | LADY WITH SHORT HAIR/WHITE BOW/DARK LONG-SLEEVED BLOUSE WITH WHITE DOTS AT NECK AND WAIST | ARMS CROSSED AND SCOWLING FACE | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • I'm Queen of a whole freakin' lot ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' on the plus side.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' GOOD MORNING WORLD! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to .... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I'm fine! more than A Little Crazy... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • It's amazing how much Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. HAS TRAVEL STAMPS AND A FERRIS WHEEL IN THE BACKGROUND. BLACK/WHITE PHOTO OF A WOMAN SITTING IN A WING BACK CHAIR, HOLDING A MARTINI WITH 2 OLIVES ON A PICK INSIDE GLASS. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘I HATE TO CANCEL, BUT WE MADE PLANS HOURS AGO … IWAS SO YOUNG, AND FULL OF HOPE THEN. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • ' if i wasn't so tired ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Idiot, n Most of the people around me.. ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' she said so! you're a soccer mom ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' your obsession with gardening has gotten annoying ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Ms. Passive Aggressive ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i’m an emotional drinker.. and you are stressing me out ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my decisions are final.. my frame of mind is up for debate ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' MyJob WARNING.. ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' don't make me take you off my 'friends' list.... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' live like you don't give a s*it what people say ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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