Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • Kindness...Sprinkle that shit everywhere! Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'Drama Keeps Following Me Around' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' today I will think evil thoughts...and try NOT to say them out loud ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith by Erin Smith
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  • I’ve had it with this Inspirational Bullshit Greeting Card
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  • Maybe she's crazy! Or, maybe she needs carbs Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Today I am going to Give it My Some... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' son of a b**tch.. i wonder what else my mother was right about? ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I’m kinda hazy where that fine line is... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Those WTF wrinkles run deep! ' .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • A GREETING CARD WITH A BLUE ENVELOPE. A WHITE|TEAL BACKGROUND WITH HAND-DRAWN BUTTERFLY, SHADOW OF A PERSON DANCING. BLACK LACE ON RIGHT SIDE, TURNED SIDE-WAYS. A DEFINITION TAG—BALTER (V.) TO DANCE ARTLESSLY, WITHOUT PARTICULAR GRACE OR SKILL BUT USUALLY WITH ENJOYMENT. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘AND THEN I WAS LIKE “WHATEVER BITCHES”…AND THE BITCHES WHATEVERED.’ INSIDE: NOTHING IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN RATTLING PEOPLE WITH CONFIDENCE YOU HAVE IN YOUR OWN CRAZY.
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  • GREETING CARD | LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: DOLLAR-COLORED, FLEUR-DE-LIS/BRIGHT PINK FLOWERS | GIRL WEARING OLD-FASHIONED, FOOTBALL HELMET-LIKE CAP/LARGE SAFETY GLASSES FOR FLYING | LONG, BLOND HAIR/PUFFED, SHORT-SLEEVED BLOUSE WITH RUFFLED FRONT | LOOKING STUBBORN WITH FIST | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • 'my face hurts. from pretending to like you' Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' You got One Shot .. Make everyone Wonder ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • A GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND IS DARK BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM. YOUNG GIRL HOLDING CHIN IN RIGHT HAND AND LEFT HAND ON HER RIGHT ELBOW. LONG BLACK HAIR/MULTI-COLORED, THREE-QUARTER SLEEVE BLOUSE/PINK TUTU-LIKE SKIRT/BLACK BOOTS. WORDS: OUTSIDE “I ALWAYS TRY TO BE A LADY. BUT SOMETIMES, WHEN I’M MAD… I’M AN EVIL SADISTIC DEMON SPAWNED BITCH FROM HELL THAT WILL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. INSIDE “.....AND WHEN I’M HAPPY...I LIKE, BAKE COOKIES AND SHIT.”
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  • Namaste...Greeting Card
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  • I'm have one of those days where I just want to say 'Fuck You' and grab a couple beers, and deploy the emergency slide.... Blue sky with a little girl dressed in an adult suit holding a jet...Matching red envelope
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  • ' my whole life consists of wondering ... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I'm So Happy I finally figured it out ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Giving Up Vices Snarky Funny Birthday Card by Erin Smith Art
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  • ' It's Exhausting being a Lover not a Fighter ' ..Greeting Card Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' LOVE that sh't just got real... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • ' i want to be the reason someone smiles today. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' one minute we're young and fun... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' we can't all puke rainbows and spit glitter.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I don't know what it does...but isn't it fantastic? Snarky Greeting Cards
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  • ' giving a f*ck doesn't really complement my outfit ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my alone time... is very, very much in your own best interests. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if mom doesn't know where it is ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | LIGHT TAN WITH HANDWRITTEN LETTER/BROWN LAND AND GRASSES | LADY WITH SHORT HAIR/WHITE BOW/DARK LONG-SLEEVED BLOUSE WITH WHITE DOTS AT NECK AND WAIST | ARMS CROSSED AND SCOWLING FACE | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • I'm Queen of a whole freakin' lot ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' on the plus side.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' GOOD MORNING WORLD! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to .... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I'm fine! more than A Little Crazy... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • It's amazing how much Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if only i had a dollar for every time... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' sarcasm. because murder charges are expensive...' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i've been so busy being fabulous...' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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