I totally get this card! Dang, it anyway. Best greeting cards ever. Who doesn't have a little drama in their life?
Outside: i'm speaking honestly when i say that my alone time ... is very, very much in your own best interests.
Inside: because... seriously. i mean, it's not your first day.
Measurements: 5” x 7”
Material: recycled paper
Made in USA
Holy Crap Cards by Erin Smith
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