Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • ' everyone just chill the **** out. i got this ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Love BITE ME ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i've been so busy being fabulous...' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' life is short... just Hakuna Mafukit ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' everything is gonna be fine fine fine. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i shower on occassion... basically homeless with a house.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith (Copy)
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  • ' Happy Every Little Thing ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Martha went into prison and taught those bitches to knit...what the hell did you do today? Boy wearing a knitted shawl.
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  • ' if i wasn't so tired ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Idiot, n Most of the people around me.. ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' she said so! you're a soccer mom ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' your obsession with gardening has gotten annoying ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Ms. Passive Aggressive ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i’m an emotional drinker.. and you are stressing me out ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my decisions are final.. my frame of mind is up for debate ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' MyJob WARNING.. ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' live like you don't give a s*it what people say ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' walk softly... and carry a huge a$$ whip ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i think i could have loved him.. if he was more like my dog ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' It's beginning to look a lot like .. f*ck this ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' you know what’s funny?! Lots of shit... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' there comes a time in the day... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if you put me down... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Not Baby Weight, It's Cheese Weight Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Let's face it..
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  • ' once this is all over with, i'm hugging everybody ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' oh yes.. i'm really into juicing right now too.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • A GREETING CARD WITH BLUE ENVELOPE. PERSON WITH AN ONION HEAD, GREY|WHITE STRIPED T-SHIRT. HAS A BLUE BACKGROUND WITH MULTIPLE PAINT SPATTERS DOWN THE LEFT SIDE | ACROSS THE BOTTOM. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. ASSHOLE.’ INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • GREETING CARD | BRIGHT, CHRISTMAS-RED ENVELOPE. | TEAL WITH WHITE FLORAL BEHIND/TEAL STRIPE ACROSS AND 2 FANCY, TAN DEER ON TOP | YOUNG BOY WITH SHORT-SLEEVED SHIRT AND SHORTS/MAKING UGLY FACE/WHITE CHRISTMAS PRESENT WITH RED AND GOLD RIBBON | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “SERIOUSLY…YOU GOT ME UNDERWEAR AGAIN??” INSIDE, “…MAY ALL YOUR HOLIDAY WISHES COME TRUE…”
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  • GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | SEA GREEN UPPER/SAND WITH SANDCASTLE LOWER/BEAGLE ‘PEEING’ ON CASTLE | OUTSIDE: “ONLY ASSHOLES LET THEIR DOGS PEE ON SANDCASTLES”/INSIDE: “…THANKS FOR NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE.”.
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