Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • ' live like you don't give a s*it what people say ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' walk softly... and carry a huge a$$ whip ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'it's a little thing called RESTRAINT ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i think i could have loved him.. if he was more like my dog ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' It's beginning to look a lot like .. f*ck this ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my alone time... is very, very much in your own best interests. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' OH HELL NO ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' there comes a time in the day... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' giving a f*ck doesn't really complement my outfit ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' There's a fine line between Genuis & Crazy ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' One moment of insane courage..' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • GREETING CARD | BRIGHT PURPLE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: CHEESE WHEEL WITH STAMPING | LADY – LONG, DARK HAIR/DARK BLUE. THREE-QUARTER LENGTH SLEEVES BLOUSE-SMALL FLORAL DESIGN/DARK PANTS | PULLING CHEESE WHEEL APART | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Let's face it..
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  • ' once this is all over with, i'm hugging everybody ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I know! I know the limit is two! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' LOVE that sh't just got real... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I may not be solving the world's problems.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' oh yes.. i'm really into juicing right now too.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' next time? totally coming back as a rock star ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • A GREETING CARD WITH BLUE ENVELOPE. PERSON WITH AN ONION HEAD, GREY|WHITE STRIPED T-SHIRT. HAS A BLUE BACKGROUND WITH MULTIPLE PAINT SPATTERS DOWN THE LEFT SIDE | ACROSS THE BOTTOM. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. ASSHOLE.’ INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • GREETING CARD | BRIGHT, CHRISTMAS-RED ENVELOPE. | TEAL WITH WHITE FLORAL BEHIND/TEAL STRIPE ACROSS AND 2 FANCY, TAN DEER ON TOP | YOUNG BOY WITH SHORT-SLEEVED SHIRT AND SHORTS/MAKING UGLY FACE/WHITE CHRISTMAS PRESENT WITH RED AND GOLD RIBBON | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “SERIOUSLY…YOU GOT ME UNDERWEAR AGAIN??” INSIDE, “…MAY ALL YOUR HOLIDAY WISHES COME TRUE…”
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  • GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | SEA GREEN UPPER/SAND WITH SANDCASTLE LOWER/BEAGLE ‘PEEING’ ON CASTLE | OUTSIDE: “ONLY ASSHOLES LET THEIR DOGS PEE ON SANDCASTLES”/INSIDE: “…THANKS FOR NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE.”.
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