A GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND IS DARK BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM. YOUNG GIRL HOLDING CHIN IN RIGHT HAND AND LEFT HAND ON HER RIGHT ELBOW. LONG BLACK HAIR/MULTI-COLORED, THREE-QUARTER SLEEVE BLOUSE/PINK TUTU-LIKE SKIRT/BLACK BOOTS. WORDS: OUTSIDE “I ALWAYS TRY TO BE A LADY. BUT SOMETIMES, WHEN I’M MAD… I’M AN EVIL SADISTIC DEMON SPAWNED BITCH FROM HELL THAT WILL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. INSIDE “.....AND WHEN I’M HAPPY...I LIKE, BAKE COOKIES AND SHIT.”

I always TRY to be a lady, but sometimes Demon Spawned B*tch Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith

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Outside:  "I always try to be a lady. but sometimes, when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that will make you rue the day you were born."

Inside: .....and when i'm happy...i like, bake cookies and shit."

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5" x 7"

Made in USA

Product Details

  • All Erin Smith Art greeting cards come with a coordinating envelope.
  • Item is printed on recycled, certified 100# card stock.
  • Made in the USA.
  • Dimensions: 5x7."

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